*accidentally starts playfully flirting before the relationship has reached that stage*
never underestimate my ability to spend the rest of my life obsessing over something stupid I said.
It’s funny — I’ll be playing COD: Ghosts, and I’ll get that stupid message in the Lobby that says “Finding additional players to balance teams.”
I think "Screw this — I am not playing a bunch of good people!" then I look at the K/Ds in the lobby and realize they are referring to me, hahaha. I am really NOT that good, but there are times that my crappiness is superior to other people’s crappiness. *shrug*
The girl that sits next to me at work leaned back in her chair to say something to me, and it turned out pretty hilariously:
Girl: Ugh. Did you see that stupid crap Obama is saying? I hate him so much.
Me: You’re aware that I’m a Democrat, right?
Her face was a mixture of embarrassment and disgust, haha. She scooted her chair back to her desk and hasn’t talked to me since. :P
I live in constant fear that scientists will somehow be able to isolate the sound wave that contains all the harmony vocal parts I sing in my car and share their findings with the rest of the world.
It’s really shitty when you realize “if I don’t make the effort to talk to this person, we’ll never talk again.”
Ah yes…the familiar depression that sets in when you finish a lengthy series and know there are no new episodes to be had.
…I need another TV show to watch NOW, otherwise I will be faced with thoughts of how boring of a person I am! Any suggestions?
A new Tumblr friend of mine was asking me random questions about myself and she asked if I draw or paint or anything. I told her that the only creative thing I do would be playing guitar (along with some other random instruments), but that it wasn’t really the same thing as being an artist. Anyway, her reply made me laugh :)
"Playing the guitar totally counts as art! You make sound from inanimate objects and make people feel."
Shit yeah. I make sounds from inanimate objects, bitches.
Okay, I get it that Putin is kind of a giant piece of shit for the comments that he has been making about homosexuals, but saying that ALL Russians hate gay people is worse than anything that narrow minded moron is saying. You are making an idiotic, blanket statement about every person in a country — how is that any better than what this jerk is saying?
Answer: it’s not. Stop saying shit about “all Russians.” Hell, I will REALLY over reach and say: stop making blanket statements about ANY group / culture.
Anytime something goes wrong with my computer or our system at work, the IT guy treats me like I’m a complete idiot, and it cracks me up. Just now, I was locked out of our payroll information, and his brilliant question was:
"Did you try closing the browser and reopening it?"
…gee, I aint never thought of that before, feller! Then, I got this little gem:
"Did you try signing on from another computer?"
I get that he probably HAS to talk this way because there are likely a lot of computer illiterate people that work here, it just makes me laugh when he assumes that I have no idea what I’m doing when it comes to computers. Oh IT guy…if only you knew how big of a nerd I really am.
It’s snowing like crazy here in Nebraska and I just want to stay in and watch movies. Who wants to come over and watch Big Fish with me!? You can pick the next movie, but we’re starting with Big Fish.
Sometimes, I end a sentence in a preposition and I think "Crap. I need to rephrase that."
Other times, I think "NATTY DREAD DON’T GIVE A FUCK!"
Sometimes I wonder why I’m still single; then I look at my outbox and see the only girl I texted in the last handful of hours received random, Lord of the Rings quotes from me.
Yeah…I don’t wonder why, anymore.
Just saw an article talking about Jay Leno’s last show hosting The Tonight Show, and it referenced the seven months Conan was the host as “a disaster.”
Screw that and screw Jay Leno. I understand that late night television is all a matter of preference, and to be honest, I like almost every program out there. Conan? Love. Craig Ferguson? Double love. Colbert, Stewart, Letterman, Fallon, Kimmel? I like them all; all except Leno.
So Conan struggled in the ratings for a bit. Big deal. He had an absolutely horrid lead in, and he was the first new host for the show in soooo many years. Quick, imagine being married to someone for 17 years and then they die (or divorce you, if you wanna be less harsh) and you start dating someone else. Seven months go by…are you 100% used to this new person? Do you miss your former spouse? Chances are, you are gonna respond negatively to those questions, like people initially responded negatively to Conan. If he was still hosting the show now, I have absolutely no doubt he’d be beating every other host in the ratings.
*shrug* Like I said, it’s all a matter of preference, I just hate seeing a good, talented guy bad mouthed because the network didn’t show faith in him.
I am never trying to play hard to get or pretending that I am busier than I actually am when I don’t text people back right away. I just have this amazingly crippling fear that I annoy the crap out of people, so I tend to take forever to respond as a result of said fear.